I had lesbian anal sex today!!

Did that get your attention??? Well, I kinda actually did...
Being the open person I am, how about I tell you all about it.

When I woke up this morning I had a stomach-ache, like I had to go #2. But heres the thing, I couldn't :o
So, pretty soon I figured I better see what the doctor says. The doctor is actually my aunt Ellen who's a nurse practitioner. She's really nice. I called her office at about 11:00 am, and she said she was booked, but I should come in at 1:00.
I waited- nothing changed, so at 1:00 I went down to her office. The door was locked, but Ellen let me in since she closes at noon on saturdays. (this is starting to sound like a sex story huh :)
She led me to the room, and asked the ussual questions. Then she had me lie back and she felt of my tummy. She told me I was prob. "constipated". Then, she wanted to do an internal check. I didn't care, since she has been my doctor since I was born, and has done physical exams on me before.
Soooo, you prob. know whats about to happen. Yup, the blue rubber glove thing. I pulled my jeans down a little and bent over the table. (this is what a cow feels like I thought when shes waiting to be bred)
Anywho, she inserted her finger in me, felt around for awhile and confirmed her suspicion. All I could think about at the momment was I'm going to need an enema. But, when Ellen pulled her finger out and removed her gloves, she said she could give me a suppository that should do it. She said I could take it home, or she could give it to me now. I really wanted to get this over with since it was saturday, and if I did it at home and it didn't work I'd be screwed. I was also in the position. So, I told Ellen to hit me up :)

She went out of the room to get it. She came back and I resumed the position. She snapped another glove on and soon the suppository followed by a finger was at my butt. She pushed it in, and soon I really had to go.

I can remember mom giving us suppositories when we were little but, I think they were for when we had a fever.
In recap, I did get butt fingered by another female who was actually my aunt, but I feel tons better, so it was way worth it.