Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Aug. 5 2008

First, with the calving excitement the other day I forgot to say what my sister Becky said the next day after I re-bred the cow the other night. She woke me the next morning (way to early), saying I should breed the cow. I asked if the slut wanted it (an arm up her ass) a third time! :) She kinda looked at me funny, but said she'd inseminated her, but wasn't sure if she got the magic juice in the right spot. Somehow she reached far enough in the cow, but the cow coughed or something when she injected the semen, and her hand slipped from holding the cervix. So, she wasn't sure where it went. So, I told her how the cow was a super slut because she was AI'd by a hooker, and she liked it;) (I think the cow coughed on purpose so she could have me stick my arm up her hoohah again.) I'm glad I dry gloved her, and to think I felt sorry for her. What a slut cow...


Anyway, its cooler, finally. We have 10 cows/heifers to calve within the month. Hopefully it will go better than the other one, even though it turned out ok. Becky is about recovered I think :)

I cut hay mostly today. We got a new haybine this spring, and I'm in love with it. Its my deere baby. Our neighbor looked at it one day and said its def. a chicks machine (There was a un-used tampon in the console :) oops...

Well, thats about it for now. Talk to you soon...

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