Aug. 2 2008

Really hot is the words of the day. We did chores pretty quick today. We left the cows inside tonight because they are more comfortable inside with the fans on them than outside in the heat. When we were finishing milking I noticed a cow bellering alot. She had some muccous on her tail to- this meant she was in heat. Normally I do most of the artificial insemination, but I had to meet a friend so I told my sister Becky to do it. Becky does the breeding if I'm not around. Shes good at it, but she has trouble on the larger cows since she is pretty short and can't reach in them far enough. I told her to try it if she wanted to because it was one of the bigger cows. Otherwise I would breed her when I got back.
Me and my friend went out to eat and saw a movie. I got home at about midnight. I decided I'd go over to the barn to see if Becky bred the cow that was in heat. I couldn't find any note she had left in the office. So, I took my shoes off and pulled on a pair of boots and checked in the barn. I probably looked like a hooker at this point. I had my knee high barn boots on, a pair of super tight low-rise jeans, and my thong was hanging out from bending over to pull the boots on, and me half drunk, sexy huh. The cow was still very much in heat, and It didn't look like my sister bred her, so I figured I might as well do it and not wake anyone since I was planning on sleeping in, in the morning ;) So, I loaded the insemination gun with the semen and stuffed two breeding gloves in my pocket and headed out to the cow. I pulled on the gloves. I put one on my non-cow butt arm to keep my shirt from getting poo on it, and procceded to push my arm into the cows butt. The cow actually felt like her butt was lubed up already and she was pretty loose. (She felt like she was in good heat in there though). Anyway, I found her cervix, guided the gun in, and injected the semen in her. As I pulled my gloved arm out of her a big glob of muccous came out of her vagina right on my non-butt arm.(good thing I double gloved or my shirt would be ruined) This to meant the cow was really in good heat. I striped my gloves off placing the breeding sheath inside as I did. As I was going to throw the used gloves in the garbage can, I noticed it. Our good friend the cow, had been bred once before. There was a used glove already in the garbage. I thought maybe Becky had pregnancy tested a cow. But then I noticed the sheath in there too. (and there hasn't been any other cows in heat for a while. So, Becky must of bred her too and not wrote it down. No big deal, but the semen costs about 45$ and doing it twice just wastes some money. Its not every cow so lucky as to be inseminated by a hooker though :) What a slut cow...